vertically challenged -- short

horizontally gifted -- fat

romantically challenged -- not with somebody at the moment

morally handicapped -- someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone

differently-brained -- stupid

musically-delayed -- tone deaf

genetically discriminating -- racist

in recovery -- drunk/junkie

in denial -- unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened

target equity group -- vocal minority

sanitation engineer -- garbage man

certified astrological consultant -- crackpot

certified crystal therapist -- crackpot

certified past-life regression hypnotist -- crackpot

people of height -- too tall

other aged -- too old/young (dual purpose)

motivationally challenged -- lazy

residentially flexible -- homeless

outdoor urban dwellers -- homeless

maintenance hole -- man-hole

aquatically challenged -- drowning

differently organized -- messy

energy-efficient -- off

creatively re-dyed -- stained

uniquely coordinated -- clumsy

uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path -- loser

metabolicly challenged -- dead

biologically challenged -- dead

persons living with entropy -- dead

environmentally correct human -- dead

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